Got a Celebrity Budget?Here's a look at Michael Jordan's recently purchased mega mansion at the Jack Nicklaus exclusive Bears Club. Located just 10 miles down the road from his good buddy, Tiger, it seems nice for both of them, but . . . . where's the BEACH? It's Jupiter Island after all! Land locked but on a nice golf course; we understand Michael plays from dawn to dusk. Where some of these new mega mansions tend to look cold and hard, this one looks like a big gray rain cloud. When finished, however, it will be fun to see if they took a tropical turn. Would love to see a Spanish barrel tile roof on there and something, . . anything that looks like Florida. Talk has it that it has an air handler that removes cigar smoke from the media room. That and all the sports areas in the plans make us get the feeling that it's basically a mega man cave, Must be a permanent home for Michael's eventual retirement. Having a permanent residence in a state with no state income tax doesn't hurt either!