The Top Ten Most Intriguing Deals On Real Estate For Sale On 03-09-2010

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It may not be Easter yet, but we’re already gorging ourselves on sweets. Thirteen units are left at Prairie Pointe in Chicago and are up for auction on this developer closeout. This is a great home deal for both investors and homebuyers alike, being located at Central Station in the city’s exciting South Loop. The bids begin at $189,000 on these luxury condos that have one of the best views of the city from Prairie Pointe. All of the units on floors 11-21 come completely furnished with great features including fireplaces, hardwood floors and granite counter tops—great for cracking a few eggs.

Deal Referenced From: inlandgroup.com

Number Nine is worth its weight in nickels. As our Estate Deal of the Week, Number Nine is a magnificent mansion down the street from Monticello, the historic home of Thomas Jefferson, the third President of the United States. Despite having neighbors like Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe, the Albemarle House has an ever-present stateliness all its own. It is a gorgeous neo-Georgian estate on 300 acres in Charlottesville, Virginia. After originally asking for $100million, the seller has come down more than half the price to $48million.

Deal Referenced From: sothebysrealty.com

Here are sixty-five rounds of high-stakes action—no, it’s not the World Cup 2010. That starts on May 5 (is it sixty-five games or sixty-four? We’re learning. Go USA!). But on Saturday, March 13, 65± Florida townhomes in Riviera Beach are selling at auction with twenty going absolute. This gated community keep you safe, secure and near plenty of beach, shopping and entertainment fun, not to mention being near the Palm Beach International Airport. The amenities include a luxurious 4,272 sq. ft. clubhouse, state of the art fitness center, lighted tennis court, pool and heated spa and various recreation areas throughout the neighborhood. You can work on your serve, your backhand or whatever they do in soccer. Like we said, we’re learning.

Deal Referenced From: fisherauction.com

No closing costs—got your attention? Number Seven is in the southwest of Washington D.C.—right in the middle of a rapidly redeveloping and dynamic area with plenty to do. Not far from the classic capital views, these homes starting in the $180s are just four blocks away from the National Mall and three blocks from the southwest waterfront. Enjoy our nation’s pastime at the new Washington Nationals stadium just eight blocks away. Near three metro stations, these condos are great for anyone with a commute or for anyone trying to find all the best fun to be had in the District-Maryland-Virginia area.

Deal Referenced From: potomacplacetower.com

Go ahead and check our math—we know we’re good at fractions. This deal on homes in the beautiful Smoky Mountains of Tennessee is a wonderful chance to own property that captures both rugged beauty and luxury. Fractional ownership is far better than a timeshare, especially for investors; rather than divvying up time, you have your name on the title, meaning the value of your share goes up as the value appreciates. Buy into this Appalachian gem—which also includes a free Greg Norman Golf Club membership—for $149,000.

Deal Referenced From: theridgesattellicolake.com

Vail Commons in Morristown, New Jersey is an opportunity to live just minutes from Manhattan without having to pay big-city prices. These brand new North Jersey condos starting at $249,000 have plenty of storage space, an exercise room and fiber-optics for your technology needs (tweeting about the awesome deals you saw on Top Ten, right? Or maybe about how much more money you have to spend than your friends because of this great deal). We can’t forget to mention that the condominium has state-of-the-art fire prevention and security systems. One-bedroom and two-bedroom units are available, all with walk-in closets and fantastic finishes.

Deal Referenced From: vailcommonsatmorristown.com

Looking to buy a brand new Vue with a spacious interior? Well, GM has stopped making the car, but 165 brand new condos are up for auction by order of the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Orlando, Florida, with bids beginning at $20million. The complex is being sold as one unit along with 7,972 sq. ft. of retail space. The Vue is a gorgeous 36-storey luxury complex on Lake Eola with easy access to public transit. It will also have access to the city’s recently approved commuter rail project—great for commuting and a sure seller for future environmentally minded tenants. For them, the complex also has a bicycle storage room. Lake Eola is a vibrant center of city life, hosting numerous outdoor events throughout the year. Bidding begins March 15.

Deal Referenced From: fisherauction.com

Portland is a city with a brand new gold rush—a LEED Gold rush, that is. The John Ross, a wonderful condo community in the all-green South Waterfront area is a fantastic new home for the environmentally-conscious. The high-rise uses 30% less water than other buildings its size, saving you green in more ways than one. The only thing being chopped down here is the price—the units have been reduced anywhere from $100,000 to $1million. The prices now start at $150,000, making it easier to turn over a new leaf and start living sustainably.

Deal Referenced From: thejohnross.com

Thanks to grunge, it can be hard to think of Seattle as a fun place to live. Heck, we thought the city existed in only black and white until The Real World went there. The Eleven Eleven East Pike condos are proving that the city is not only fun, but has a vibrant color scheme all its own. Located in the fast-paced Pike/Pine corridor of the city, these deals lay the best of downtown at your doorstep. The prices now begin in the mid-$200s—a great deal for downtown living. For that price, you can smell like teen spirit all over again.

Deal Referenced From: 1111eastpike.com

Number One this week is truly the chance of a lifetime. Just five minutes from Port Canaveral (the second biggest cruise port) and even closer to the Cocoa Beach pier, these oceanfront condos have been cut anywhere from 40% to 60% in a bank-ordered sale, starting now at $325,000. Being close to Orlando also makes this deal very accessible from anywhere, making it ideal for a seasonal getaway. Ocean Beach has beautiful naturally white sandy beaches, getting you away from the pre-fab cookie-cutter quality of many oceanfront properties. This deal looks great now—buy in before you start regretting it next winter.

Deal Referenced From: cocoabeachoceanclub.net